astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
*opens front camera*
*turns off phone*
*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
people who hate being home alone need to leave
when ur plant dies